Wednesday, 1 July 2015

Hello, Is It Me You're Looking For?

*tumbleweed appears from the abyss of hell. But a young woman: brave, strong and averagely small, dramatically storms into the room with a fierce and determined, but not at all sexual, look on her face stands in the door frame*
I'm back, Schneckens....



Yes, hello! You all look so different, oh my, haven't you all grown?! Well first things first, I need to apologise for just leaving like that. I am sooo sorry. But here's the thing, weeks ago, I went to my doctor, with immense sickness/cramps/head aches etc, and no I am not pregnant. The doctor diagnosed me with exhaustion. Apparently my body has a limit of how much stress it can hold onto from a WHOLE year and after the final bit (moving out woes) she was like 'fuck this shit, I quit.' And that's what happened. I didn't tell anyone because the moment you tell them you're legitimately exhausted, they start doing things for you and start treating you like you're a sack of potatoes unable to do anything but boil under the pressure. That was a clever simile. Fuck. Yeah, I would LOVE it if people could do somethings for me, like message me first; do a surprise for me; help make the bed since they were furking in it too, but whatever.

So what have I been up to? Quite a lot, which is a tad surprising.. Firstly, the Mental Health project is still going strong and Stella Creasy and I are working together to get improvements in the area. I am continuing to work with Holy Family and as their academic year closes to an end, I am just so excited about what the next year brings - not just because my bastard bestie finally makes it to year 13. Finally, I am a step closer to not looking like a total pedo when I want to see/meet him. Finally. A family reunion also happened and we ate my son's cookies and despite the fact that sounds like a piss poor innuendo, it really was just cookies and man they were goood. Granted they had a crack effect on me, but what doesn't in this day and age of a diabetic? Once my Asian mom sends me the rest of the pics, we're do a special blog post for them because it really was a magical moment. That's it really. I also bought a ton of clothes. Standard. I also waxed and a mishap happened and now I have a dick shaped bruise on my arm. Standard.

Now before I go, here's a magical quote I found that I fell in love with at the first glance. Obviously:
“Every atom of me and every atom of you…We’ll live in birds and flowers and dragonflies and pine trees and in clouds and in those little specks of light you see floating in sunbeams…And when they use our atoms to make new lives, they won’t just be able to take one, they’ll have to take two, one of you and one of me, we’ll be joined so tight…”—Philip Pullman, The Amber Spyglass [source: BuzzFeed]


Toodles :)