Jeez, it's pretty late, huh. Well, better late than never. That phrase just makes anything sound better. For instance:
1. GIRL: OMYGAWD, I'M LATE!!
BOY: WHAAAAAAT?! ARE YOU SURE?!
GIRL: YES, DAMMIT. I KNOW MY BODY!
One week later....
GIRL: False alarm, I just got my period.
BOY: GOD DAMMIT, SKYE!
GIRL: Better late than never...
BOY: I guess.
2. WORKER: FUCK, MY LAPTOP BATTERY STOPPED WORKING!!
*Dials battery factory in the magical land that no one knows where*
WORKER: Okay, so it'll be ready on Monday? ... Okay, thanks!
WORKER: WHERE IS MY BATTERY, DAMMIT?!
CO-WORKER: Chill, it'll be here soon.
A week later....
CO-WORKER: Skye, your battery is here!
WORKER: Fuck sake, I needed it a week ago!
CO-WORKER: Better late than never...
And you get the point. Was there a really a point or am I just stalling for time? Maybe a bit of both. Long story short, period is due soon and my battery is not here yet. Also, I am in love with a zombie. He's dead inside or what show emotions. I don't know, I'm more fussed on the battery! Expect more late posts as I try to get all my work done in less than ten days.. Eeeeeek.