Friday, 6 March 2015

Saucy Fridays: Making Periods Sexy

Hellooo, Schneckens!
The carrot cake I was baking last night failed so badly, but it tastes delicious - the icing melted. It kinda looked like someone threw up in the kitchen it was THAT messy. Yikes.

I guess the title is a but of a juxtaposition: periods and sexy in the same sentence, what the heck?! Periods can't be sexy! Well, folks, you're absolutely right. They are the least sexy thing that any woman can go through, so for anyone who is bleeding during a time when you wish your lady parts weren't slowly killing itself, I feel bad for you. We've all been there, whether it was when you were planning on having a sexy night in with your partner or when you had an important presentation and you wanted to ooze confidence, but the only thing oozing was your vagina as the blood just kept gushing out of you uncontrollably. Women have it tough!

But fear not, ladies, it's not the end of the world! Even though your period can't be sexy, you can still be! It's all about how you feel. So whilst you're being utter pain with all that cramps, now is the time to treat yourself. So put on those pyjamas, all your friends round, eat pizza and watch a really shitty film. Doesn't that just make you feel sexy? Being able to be yourself with those who love you for you, even when you are a hormonal bleeder - literally!

Also, clean regularly and change your pad/tampon on a regular basis. But you knew that already.

Toodles :)

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