Beyoncé apparently cooks her meals naked.. Let's just hope that it's nothing that sizzles out of the pan or that will hurt and that's not #flawless. Yes, I found myself enjoying the song 'Jealous'. I kinda related, even though I don't have anyone to make jealous, but I have shit loads to be jealous about. I could be pretty.. I mean, I'm wearing makeup right now. Sure, I fell asleep and look like a panda, but I'm a sexy panda. Or a cute one, whichever one makes your heart flutter like a lovesick puppy.
So today I went to the Lyric Theatre in Hammersmith and to the surprise of no one, except myself, I managed to get there all by myself. I've been there before with the Drama family, but this time I got there all by myself and from the glittering heights of Avery Hill. Oh I miss the family so much! But yes, I got there and hung out with Timber in Spoons and rather loudly declared that the guy was hot. I'm gonna blame the double vodka and diet coke - yes, drinking at noon! Shocker! I wasn't tipsy though, it had a very little effect on me. Therefore I was able to greet the delightful Pippa sober and she nicely complimented my eyeliner - the second human being to do so!